Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a warehouse mostly made of boxes.
Experts agree that a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a returns policy enforced by staring is not a bug. It is the product.
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